HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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