God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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