adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He better not be in your backpack
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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