why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
Randomize
