Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
