My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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