i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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