I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
