Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
