oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
40s are totally the cure
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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