1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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