We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The uberlube is also flammable
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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