i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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