Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
