I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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