windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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