I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
