Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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