I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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