We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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