he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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