There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize