And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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