3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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