there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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