I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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