She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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