just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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