This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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