i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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