im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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