I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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