So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
My dad is sitting where you rode me
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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