I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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