I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
