I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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