I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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