your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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