does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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