butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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