You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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