just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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