check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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