North Korea, Best Korea!
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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