Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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