Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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