where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
We need to rekindle our bromance
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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