They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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