I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
