The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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