you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Randomize
