i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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