i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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