8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Randomize
